{"id":155,"date":"2026-04-25T16:43:10","date_gmt":"2026-04-25T20:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/human-karma.org\/?p=155"},"modified":"2026-04-25T16:43:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-25T20:43:11","slug":"city-guard-captain-meets-the-one-person-he-shouldnt-have-messed-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/human-karma.org\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"City Guard Captain Meets the ONE Person He Shouldn&#8217;t Have Messed With"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The bucket hit the floor with a wet slap, splashing dirty water across my boots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;On your knees, janitor,&#8221; Captain Rourke said, grinning. &#8220;Clean it up. With your tongue if you have to.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Underworld Bar went silent. Twenty people watched, waiting to see what the gym cleaner would do when a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>City Guard captain humiliated him. I stood there in my gray coveralls, mop in hand, water dripping from my<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>shirt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I said kneel,&#8221; Rourke repeated, louder this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked at him. Really looked at him. The shiny captain&#8217;s bars. The polished boots. The six armed guards<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>behind him, all smirking like they&#8217;d already won.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I said quietly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rourke&#8217;s face went red. &#8220;What did you just say to me?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I said no. I&#8217;m not kneeling. And you&#8217;re going to regret coming here tonight.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One of his guards stepped forward. &#8220;You threatening a City Guard officer?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Just stating facts,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rourke laughed, a harsh bark that echoed through the bar. &#8220;You hear this guy? Tough janitor. 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